Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.Earl Amdursky: Who's there?Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourselves.Carl Hanratty: Sometimes it's easier livin' the lie.Frank Abagnale Sr.: Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.